Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
"Act Your Age", the timeskip episode of Phineas and Ferb ended up airing in Russia. No idea when Murrica is getting this.
OH MY GOD BUFORD
FERB IS THIS EVEN REAL
TAKE TWO! Ostensibly for hitting 1000 followers but like the person who won at 500 never got in touch SO I’m adding a couple more things so should you win you get
- three little cute shakespeare buttons
- one large prose before bros button
- twenty small prose before bros stickers (which I encourage you to apply to the nearest bro) (I may throw in other stickers but we’ll see)
- shakespearean insult bandaids
- AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! THE SHAKESPEARE RUBBER DUCK!!!
So just be following the blog the last day or two of August I’ll probs be insane and moving into/out of places but I will def pick a winner!!
If you win! please please please get in touch with me! I will @ mention you in the winner post and send you a message! Please reply and tell me where to send these lovely things or I will be forced to keep them all to myself!!
I’m announcing the winner September 1st!
ok using my reflexes to screencap the images at the end of Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, this is the closest I can give you to the full image. It appears to be Bill Cipher’s eye with two bloody marks crossing it out. Hell if I know what any of that code means, though. Someone should probably get on that.
OK SO the text at the bottom is coded in a Caeser Cipher shifted three letters apparently? so I decoded it and it says:
FROM THE FIRST UNTIL THE LAST SEARCH THE CODES OF CREDITS PAST ONE MEANS ONE SO SEARCH THEM ALL WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS
which means that theres clues in previous episodes? and i think i might know what it means so I’ll report back what I find on that front. For now, enjoy part of the mystery being decoded.
FINAL UPDATE ON THIS!!!!! IVE CRACKED THE CODE IN ITS ENTIRETY
ok so the numbers in red are episode numbers, followed by numbers correlating to letters in the messages at the end of previous episodes (with brackets indicating the beginning and end of a word). By matching them up, I got the message:
I WAS SO BLIND HE LIED TO ME THE DARKNESS IS NEAR
as far as I know that’s all to this. It raises more questions than it answers. Still, I’m glad I figured this out.
i thought this was supposed to be a disney show not some illuminati satanic bullshit goddamn i say goddamn
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TERRIFYING
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck this school is close to me. Fucking Lancaster is a bull shit ass city theyre so old fashioned and stupid. Im not surprised the officer acted like this and said this, many people there are ignorant.
Tina Fontaine, 15, was reported missing on Aug. 9. Her body was found in the Red River near the Alexander Docks at about 1:30 p.m., more than a week after she was reported missing. Fontaine, of Sagkeeng First Nation, had only been in Winnipeg for a month before her disappearance. “She’s a petite little thing — just turned 15, barely in the city for a little over a month,” O’Donovan said. “And she’s definitely been exploited and taken advantage of and murdered.”
Fontaine was in the care of a Child and Family Services agency when she went missing, according to police. She had run away from her foster home before, including once in July of this year. Police said she was found wrapped in a bag, in “a condition she couldn’t have put herself in.”
“She’s a child. This is a child that has been murdered … Society should be horrified,” O’Donovan said. “That’s why we’re asking for people to come forward. And that’s why we’re asking for people to help us and to come forward with anything they know about this child.” Anyone with information can contact police at 204-986-6508 or Crime Stoppers at 204-786-8477.
THIS SHOULD ENRAGE YOU
THIS SHOULD PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF
OUR WOMEN ARE GOING MISSING AMD MURDERED LEFT AND RIGHT AND I DON’T HEAR ANY OF YOU
Y’ALL CRACKERS WANT TO CLAIM DREAMCATCHERS AND HEADDRESSES AS YOUR OWN BUT THE SECOND SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS Y’ALL ARE FUCKING SILENT
YOU CAN’T CLAIM ONE PART OF A CULTURE AND LEAVE OUT THE OPPRESSIVE SHIT
CANADA IS NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND FUCKING RAINBOWS
This shit should incite rage but like thousands of other cases, no one will bat an eye
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I have two English Literature degrees, I can’t count how many books I’ve yelled at.