huffelpoof:

whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

is everyone going to ignore the whole “flat-out vulgar” deal or—

huffelpoof:

whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much

is everyone going to ignore the whole “flat-out vulgar” deal or—

(via ablativeofyourmotherssorrow)

hotspurred:

in honor of shakespeare’s 450th birthday (and as thanks to the fandom for being exceptionally cool), I’m doing a giveaway!
prizes: 
there’ll be two winners, each of whom can choose one of the options below:
a signature shakespeare edition of the play of their choice (like the one shown here, these are hardcover copies with informative footnotes, commentary, essays, laser-cut paper art between the acts and a timeline of “significant performances”; you can see some more of the art here)
a DVD of a globe or RSC production of their choice (non-shakespeare productions like the globe’s doctor faustus or the RSC’s documentaries and DVDs on shakespearean acting are fair game too, and if you’re worried about region locked DVDs I can also include an mp4 copy on a USB to be safe)
a copy of to be or not to be by ryan north (a choose your own adventure version of hamlet in which you can play as hamlet, ophelia and/or claudius, which is exactly as entertaining as it sounds— the kickstarter page offers a pretty good idea of what it’s all about if you don’t know already)
rules:
I’ll use random.org to determine the winner from the notes on this post, so just like/reblog to enter
you don’t have to be following me to win (it’d be cool of you, but it won’t affect your chances either way— this is open to anyone who likes shakespeare)
I can ship internationally, so it doesn’t matter where you live
make sure your askbox is open so I can notify you if you win!
ends may 6 (because that’s when the RSC’s richard ii with david tennant comes out on DVD, so yes, that is an option if you so choose)
if you have any other questions (or suggestions for prizes of equivalent value that you’d also be interested in seeing as an option— I was thinking maybe the hollow crown box set if I can find it?), just send me an ask!

hotspurred:

in honor of shakespeare’s 450th birthday (and as thanks to the fandom for being exceptionally cool), I’m doing a giveaway!

prizes:

there’ll be two winners, each of whom can choose one of the options below:

  • a signature shakespeare edition of the play of their choice (like the one shown here, these are hardcover copies with informative footnotes, commentary, essays, laser-cut paper art between the acts and a timeline of “significant performances”; you can see some more of the art here)
  • a DVD of a globe or RSC production of their choice (non-shakespeare productions like the globe’s doctor faustus or the RSC’s documentaries and DVDs on shakespearean acting are fair game too, and if you’re worried about region locked DVDs I can also include an mp4 copy on a USB to be safe)
  • a copy of to be or not to be by ryan north (a choose your own adventure version of hamlet in which you can play as hamlet, ophelia and/or claudius, which is exactly as entertaining as it sounds— the kickstarter page offers a pretty good idea of what it’s all about if you don’t know already)

rules:

  • I’ll use random.org to determine the winner from the notes on this post, so just like/reblog to enter
  • you don’t have to be following me to win (it’d be cool of you, but it won’t affect your chances either way— this is open to anyone who likes shakespeare)
  • I can ship internationally, so it doesn’t matter where you live
  • make sure your askbox is open so I can notify you if you win!
  • ends may 6 (because that’s when the RSC’s richard ii with david tennant comes out on DVD, so yes, that is an option if you so choose)

if you have any other questions (or suggestions for prizes of equivalent value that you’d also be interested in seeing as an option— I was thinking maybe the hollow crown box set if I can find it?), just send me an ask!

(via watchtheclock)

thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

(via penguincombustion)

Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

send me some countries!

America: What is your favourite place to eat?
Australia: Do you have any quirks when speaking?
Austria: What kind of person do you wish to be?
Belarus: Is there anyone you love? Family, friends, romantic interest?
Belgium: What do you think of your siblings?
Botswana: Do you like to sing? Why or why not?
Bulgaria: Who do you consider close to you?
Cameroon: Describe your culture.
Canada: Favourite wintertime activity?
China: What was the best moment of your life?
Cuba: What sort of grudges do you hold if any?
Cyprus: What hands-on activities do you like (drawing, carving, building, etc.)?
Denmark: Do you wish for something of your past?
Egypt: Do you stand up for what you believe in? How?
England: Are you controlling?
Estonia: Do you think people often misunderstand you?
Finland: What do you prefer, kindness, sternness, or apathy?
France: How do you show love for those you care for?
Germania: What is the hardest thing you have ever had to do?
Germany: Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself?
Ghana: What is your favourite sport?
Greece: Do you let other help you when in need?
Hungary: Who is the person you trust most?
Hutt River: What is the most memorable dream or nightmare you have had?
Hong Kong: Do you fear death?
Iceland: Do you hide your real personality? Why?
India: How important is family to you?
Japan: Tell us a secret about yourself.
Kenya: What is your favourite wild animal?
Korea: What is one thing you accomplished by yourself?
Kugelmugel: Is there anyone you have a love-hate relationship with?
Latvia: Do you believe you are brave?
Ladonia: What is the internet site you visit most often?
Liechtenstein: How do people underestimate you most often?
Lithuania: Do you desire power?
Macau: What is your favourite festival or celebration?
Molossia: Do you consider yourself strong?
Monaco: Do you think you are a lucky person?
New Zealand: Would you rather be an elf, dwarf, Hobbit, or wizard?
North Italy: What is your least favourite part of your personality?
Norway: What was the most disappointing time in your life?
Netherlands: Most generous thing someone has done for you?
Poland: Hardest thing you have gone through?
Prussia: Would you prefer to live forever or die alone?
Roman Empire: How would you like to be remembered?
Romania: What is something you are very ashamed of?
Russia: Have you ever suffered from low self esteem? Do you still?
Sealand: Who is your best friend?
Seborga: What is your favourite beverage?
Seychelles: How do you handle people being rude to you?
South Italy: What is your favourite part of your personality?
Spain: What would you tell to the person or people you hurt most if you had a second chance?
Sweden: Are you a leader, follower, or independent?
Switzerland: Would you consider yourself evil, good, or neutral?
Thailand: How good is your poker face?
Tibet: What do you value most?
Taiwan: What do you think of the people or person who raised you?
Turkey: Would you ever want children?
Uganda: How would you like others to see you?
Ukraine: What is one thing that has made you stronger in life?
Vietnam: What is something you are proud of about yourself?
Yemen: What kind of art do you like?
Zimbabwe: Who is your favourite character from any folklore?
oh, oh, pretty please, amuse me. : )
goodticklebrain:

It’s Shakespeare’s 450th birthday! Let’s celebrate! (Full post here - http://goodticklebrain.com/home/2014/4/23/happy-450th-birthday-shakespeare)

goodticklebrain:

It’s Shakespeare’s 450th birthday! Let’s celebrate! (Full post here - http://goodticklebrain.com/home/2014/4/23/happy-450th-birthday-shakespeare)

(via marcepanowapani)

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao, via patroclusandachilles)

http://patroclusfellfirst.tumblr.com/post/83664160936/swanjolras-hey-hey-hey-heyyyyyyyy-my-favorite

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so…

This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favorite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favorite quote
16: Favorite place
17: Favorite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favorite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favorite movie
29: Favorite song
30: Favorite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favorite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
74: Favorite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via queenofcarthage)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via thatawkwardnothing)

DESCRIBING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VIOLIN AND VIOLA

its-viola-not-a-violin:

its-viola-not-a-violin:

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